Not many Hammond residents are aware that back in 1980 a Hessville pastor turned up missing. Supposedly abducted by a Satanic cult.
That’s right, Dan LaRose was kidnapped by Satanists
He told his fellow followers, friends and family in Hammond he was abducted by a Satanic cult in 1975 from Maine, N.Y. , so this isn’t the first time Pastor Dan LaRose has been kidnapped by these Satanists.The Satanists decided to man-handle the pastor and kidnap him, because LaRose was “talking shit about Satan”.
Satanists “don’t take to kindly” for such blasphemy.
The day before Pastor Dan LaRose disappeared, people in the parish claimed that LaRose stopped in the middle of his sermon and stared towards the back of the congregation. Witnesses who turned around to see what LaRose was staring at saw nothing. However, Pastor LaRose claimed he saw one of the Satanists kidnappers in a window.
Witnesses also stated that LaRose was acting strangely and said that Satanists were threatening him and his family.
He’s been missing for 27 years.
Dan LaRose left behind a loving wife and two beautiful daughters.
Why didn't he try to contact his family?
Dan LaRose even claimed that the Satanists used “shock therapy” to erase his memory, then they dumped him off in Minneapolis – bastards.
Hell on Earth
If there’s a “Hell on Earth”, it must be Centeron, Arkansas because that’s where Dan LaRose popped up – in 2007!
Not only does Dan LaRose hang out in Centeron, Arkansas – he’s the freakin’ mayor!
But you see, Dan LaRose wasn’t known as Dan LaRose.
Nope. He wanted people to call him “Kenny”.
His new name was Ken Williams, and now owns a radio-show program.
Those Satanists hooked him up – bastards.
But wait a minute, it gets better.
Satanists turn out to be an “underworld” crime group
Yeah..I know – wtf?
Well, I guess nobody was buying the “Satanists kidnapper” story, so LaRose decided to tell the truth.
He was kidnapped by the fucking mafia.
Well, not actually by the mafia – the mafia told him that he had to pretty much…kidnap himself.
Yeah, the mafia couldn’t or didn’t have the resources themselves at the time to arrange a proper kidnapping, so they made Pastor Dan LaRose kidnap himself.
That’s fucking brilliant.
I’m totally buying this story.
Pastor Dan LaRose claimed that he walked to Calumet City, Illinois and bought himself a bicycle, then rode west – ended up in Arkansas. He’s been there ever since, where he maintains his talk-show radio program and spends time with his new wife.
“I had an idea that sometime this would come down,” LaRose said. “It had been a lot of years, though.”
“I was told I had crossed the line and had to disappear again.”
LaRose’s original missing persons report from Hammond police in 1980 said he was born in Allentown, Pa., in 1940.
The fake I.D. that LaRose had came from a BRUCE KENT WILLIAMS – who died in a car crash in Middleport, NY in 1958.
LaRose said that his abductors threatened to kill his family if he didn’t cooperate and provided him with the Williams I.D. when they erased his memory and dropped him off in Minneapolis. He starting using it again after he left Hammond because he “didn’t know what else to do.”
“I’m afraid even now that because this has come out, that my family and friends might be in danger.”
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