As told by some crazy hillbilly.
PLEASE - DO NOT ATTEMPT * This crazy hillbilly is missing two fingers - wonder why?
I wouldn’t have believed it, if I didn’t see it for myself!
Indiana Loves their Fireworks
I met this guy at Lauer’s Pub in Calumet City, IL and he told me how he knew how to make these “sparkler bombs“. He said that he heard me talk about constructing a 2-Liter dry ice bomb and its effect.
Mind you, I NEVER said (then) that I actually constructed one – just that I knew how to do it. Very important.
He said that he lived in Illinois and that they don’t sell the kind of sparkler that he needed to construct what he called a “sparkler bomb“.
“Indiana loves their fireworks!” he exclaimed being slighty buzzed – why not? It’s only 2:30 in the afternoon – cheers!
The next thing I know, this crazy hillbilly pulled out the type of fireworks that he needed. He must carry this shit around or something, because I just find that weird.
I asked him about that.
“Naw, man… I just came from the firework stand that’s right off 80/94 and I decided to take the back roads home. I can’t get caught with this shit.”
This guy reminds me of someone who totally belongs in some sort of militia. Scary actually. I can see him wearing overalls without a shirt – my kind of style.
“All you need now is some duct tape, electrical tape and we’ll be ready to have ourselves a good ol time!”
I was waiting for him to start saying “Yee Haw” or something in that manner.
That would have been perfect.
Wouldn’t you know it…? This crazy hillbilly carries around electrical tape and duct tape? What the…?
Is there something strange afoot?
Oh well, other than being a crazy hillbilly he seems to be pretty okay.
(he just may have some issues to work out, that’s all)
He then looked at me. He had this crazy grin on his face.
Then he did something really crazy…slowly, he looked at his wrist as if he were wearing a watch.
That was all the confirmation I needed…
this guy’s REALLY crazy.
So he gathered a bunch a sparklers together.
He had one sparkler stick out – that’s the fuse.
(be careful, that single sparkler is VERY fragile)
He semi-tightly bound them together with the electrical tape.
(he used about half of a full roll)
He then tightly wrapped them with the duct tape.
(cover it entirely)
There you go!
A Sparkler Bomb!!
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